Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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