he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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