i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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