She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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