so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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