There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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