let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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