There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
well, you know. whores of a feather.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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