: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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