And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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