i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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