Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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