I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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