Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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