they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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