I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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