Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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