How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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