just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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