I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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