Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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