I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
you never un-have a 4some
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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