omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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