Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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