I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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