We should be called the Road Head Warriors
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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