she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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