Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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