Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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