My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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