butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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