I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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