Plan B is the new Plan A
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize