Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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