I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The best revenge is premature balding
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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