if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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