I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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