I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
My feet surprised me
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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