Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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