So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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