Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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