you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Even my vagina gasped.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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