OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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