pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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