Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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