There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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