how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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