I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he shaved USA in his pubs
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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