a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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