I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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